@Walk Off HBP: Late to the party, but congrats! Bachelor party via Live Chat with AJ or just everyone in their tux while commenting on DUAN? Kidding. Wish you two the absolute best! Cheers!

COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

In additional to the spelling error, they made the mistake of thinking Eddy Curry was on the Pistons.

@MadeWithBitsOfRealPantherSwipe: "No, no! Put your shirt back on. Let me read you some scripture."

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: Back at ya.

Talk about gettin' stiffed!

I think that he's got a couple years of Play left and he's got to monitor it real close.

I used the term ‘screwed up' and that, I think, got relayed back to him that sounded like he screwed up the game.

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: WOW!

As a Browns fan, and Cleveland resident I understand this guy's frustration, but c'mon! Discounting Joe Thomas' impact, bemoaning the "uncertainty" about whether Hillis will continue to perform well, and saying that our record this past season was shit is just stupid. Thomas has been solid, the Hillis comment is…

"And, you can't sell me on Peyton Hillis because how do I know Peyton Hillis isn't Reuben Droughns?!"

@All Over But The Sharting: You, sir, have a PM.

Peyton Hillis is also OK with possessing the gem of Cyttorak.

@Sonar Jose: in all probability have developed a thriving political and economic alien-fish alliance that could one day soon culminate with the fish nominating our planet as a site for the 2028 Intergalactic Winter Olympics

@AzureTexan:

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: If Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum were real people, I believe that is exactly how they would look.

@Prick Top: I believe I've located the individual.

@DukesDawg: True. See: Craig Stadler, John Daily, Phil Mickelson, et al.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Well, now I'm really interested. We do not have Albertsons where I live, and I've never seen/heard of it before. I'm guessing it's a regional beer.

@ChooChooHarris: I always see those bottles in the store, and have never pulled the trigger. I'm gonna have to give them a go one of these days.