@Rainbow Bright: I've got the deeeeeeeeeemonnnnnnss in me.

@Julian Vargas: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Vargas,

@ReggieDunlop: +1

If these folks engage in sodomy and public drinking, then it's safe to assume they'll also be

@Squirrel_Blitz: I don't know why, but this made me laugh.

@FavreFAIL: Donald Tru....Donald Duc.....Nope you're right.

@blogsarefun: Saw "jackwagon," and thought you were referencing that Geico commercial with R. Lee Ermy as a shrink.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: He should also be made aware of that long lost billionaire uncle, who is on his death bed, and trying to get in touch with him. Something about him being the sole, surviving heir. I don't remember the details.

@UweBollocks: If you see it jump to "Metrodome" I would suggest stockpiling ammunition, hoarding rations, and finishing that bomb shelter.

@blogsarefun: Tissue?

AJ,

@I Like Cheap Beer: +1

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

@StuckBetweenStations: +1

@Sir_Loin: Nice classic porn reference. Brings back some Vivid memories.

being ranked as high as 10th recently before bombing at Worlds this summer.

@AzureTexan: True, but, for now at least, he'll be Rican.

@Same Sad Echo: seriously, the double posting is really grinding my gears

@wyomingcowboyup: You could also apply that to Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, or Judy Gold.

So, would it be safe to assume that Gawker has top men working on this?