I really wish I could throw my Accounting Degree away and study Psychic Pottery right about now.

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

Maybe they just couldn't get their kids no sleep until (they called them) Brooklyn.

Look at me....look at me. I'm the captain now. And, you will not fuck anyone until week SIX!

I don't think you understand mental illness.

I think everybody needs introduced to this website, or Tumbr, or collection of Gifs, or whatever they are called nowadays.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

I'm an engineer who designs tests on daily basis and can tell you that a sample size of 10,000 can be used to show a statically significant hypothesis in any case where the population is 300,000,000, including this one. The ratings aren't even giving means because you can't give a mean for the population by testing a…

The sample size is large enough, the problem is that the sample itself is not representative. As you say, Internet streaming and on demand programming make up a bigger portion of the viewing audience every year, and that certainly skews younger. Probably 50% of my friends have ditched cable or satellite in favor of…

I might get flamed for this, but here goes...

Yup, you're a jerk.

I have also heard it, and I agree that I don't buy into it wholeheartedly, there is a grain of truth to it. Folks make comparisons between Bella Swan and Katniss Everdeen in favor of Bella being the stronger character who goes after what she wants (even if what she wants is dumb) whereas Katniss at heart aspires to be…

Awesome article. It's pretty amazing how people can reject elite level athletes and their achievements just because they're not on ESPN 24/7.

I'm a CFL fan, so this pretty much explains exactly how I feel anybody insults that league.

I like the later sunlight that DST brings, but I just don't understand why we need STANDARD time anymore. Why can't we just spring forward one last time and then stop jacking with the clock forever?

Fisher Not Capsized In Finnegan's Wake

LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

Before you say "why the hell are you writing about a pruning contest; we pay my 12-year-old nephew to do that"

Imagine what's going through their head, what if their thinking the same thing and in all that you both run into the door.