And—what if you're walking a fair distance ahead of someone and you can hear them start to walk faster because you're going to get to the door first?

Oh my god, marry me! These are the exact kinds of thoughts I have. My favorite is the two door thing, where I hold the door on the first set and then they hold the door on the second set—-the dance of the awkward people.

Lol, your level of anxiety about this is similar to my anxiety about seeing a coworker walking down the extra long hallways we have at work. How soon do you wave? Do you start a full conversation? Just say hello? Pretend to check your phone? WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?!?!

I guess I'm an asshole because none of this etiquette worries me. I'll hold the door open for whoever is behind me but I just want to get in the building, elevator, whatever, first, or if I'm taking my time I just step back a minute because I see there's congestion and laugh if I don't know what's going on. People may…

That only happens at the CFL Evaluation Camp.

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

"reflect a new understanding about the chemicals"

Look, I understand (and would love to have for all sorts of reasons) a Wonder Woman that was, well, an Amazon and built like one.

Now I've heard of some tragic things, but this is probably the saddest thing I'll read all day. What has this world come to... I'm here shaking my head. My best goes out to the server's family.

This is true!

I sit, I shit, locked in this pit,

When you sign your music, you make one contract for the release of the recordings (them and the label) and one for publishing (them and the publisher). Beastie Boys share ownership of this publishing with the publishing company once that contract is signed, but they have assigned stewardship of the publishing rights…

Zolak: That'd be more like a transporter, like...

Damn! It's starting to look like he's a typical rape-culture warrior. I was so hoping that he wasn't, but I'm not surprised I suppose. Good on the young lady for being brave enough to keep fighting (and to have a lawyer who won't back down).

So before the "BUT BIRTH DEFECTS" brigade comes marching in, let's consider the per capita rates of various issues based on maternal age. We will assume that paternal age is either a non-factor or constant at "whatevs" because this is about women being shamed into babby-making, not the other way around.) Also because…

I don't know, I wouldn't expect Charmin to know about one page of one comic that has a throwaway joke about Asgard that isn't related to the plot, and I'm not sure anyone can claim "ownership" over a pun.

Impervious to: halberds, wizard spells, arrows

I never liked Barbara as Batgirl, she just didn't interest me. Stephanie Brown will always be the real Batgirl to me.