Chillax, old man!

Ahh yes the good ole “watermelon abortion” trick.

They tried

I’m not really interested in this technology until the resolution reaches at least 5 megapenguins.

Yeah I know, that’s why the population density argument is so silly. Nobody is suggesting a high speed line between Birmingham and Duluth, but NY-DC (or even NY-Miami) would be viable alternatives to air and road travel.

And of course all of our people are spread perfectly evenly. It's not like the coasts have a bunch of huge cities or anything.

These have always been my favorite infographs:

Step three: if your knowledge of how to use a DSLR mode dial makes you feel superior to people who are new to DSLRs, post about it in the comments section to feel better about yourself.

En route.

She's like an awkward newborn baby pony

Someone needs to tell Marco Rubio.

Only if you bought Apple Care.

For a second, I was hoping this was a way to make my cat look like a leopard.

I see Madge is doing her best Macy Gray circa 2001.

Human female

What about babies?

Can we just talk about Heather Thomson looking like Bradley Cooper?