Waiting for her to release a wine called Cabaret Sauvignon.

I believe you, but they look horrifying. Strawberries of death!

Rich - Can you please investigate Madonna’s claim that her taking-off-shoes-and-rolling-around-on-the-floor routine during her 1984 MTV Awards Like a Virgin performance all started with her stilettos accidentally slipping off while she was coming down from the wedding cake? I first heard her telling this story during…

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Is she confusing herself with Gloria Estefan?

How did she conceal a plane crash while she was unconscious from the time of the plane crash until after she had surgery?

I bet Paula breaks into Rich’s apartment tonight to dance-capitate him with a fedora...

Yep.  Earth round and all that.  

Thanks for this! I’ve always wondered why there’s been no verifiable documentation and yet she keeps hocking this story - And it was basically the whole backbone (wakka wakka) of her amazing reality show, Hey Paula.

I had no idea she was this qualified to be President.

You forgot to divide by the area code.

MC Skat Kat, ne Gavin Wilkinson, quit heroin eight years ago with the help of his third wife, Moonbeam, who is a doula and homeopathic soda maker. They live on their ranch in Topanga with their sons Sol, Xerxes, and Squanto and are completely off-grid and unvaccinated. Skat Kat just released his third folk album with…

I LOVED Paula as a little girl. I was I think a kindergartener when her first album dropped, and there was something about her energy that was just so appealing to me at that time. She was like the world’s kindest cheerleader or something. 

But do they have centaurs?

It’s like they always say: Lu is great! The Countess is awful!

Shut Up and Dance was the first record I bought with my own pocket money. I had to beg my grandmother (who raised me) to allow me to buy it. She thought the title of that album was rude and not appropriate for little girls. I loved it!

This explains her connection with Simon Cowell. He must send her all of his failed boy band experiments for her to “dispose of”.

What type of rich person were you to have a CD player in 1989!?!

I owned it on cassette, along with the Shut Up and Dance Remixes...my absolute favorite!

Mine was We are the World tape in a bright yellow Sony sport walkman.