So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

‘ Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.’

They tried

En route.

I see Madge is doing her best Macy Gray circa 2001.

Human female

What about babies?

9. Small Cats.

I feel like there's a lot in the time before the recording started that could add to this story.

Can we just talk about Heather Thomson looking like Bradley Cooper?

There are far too many S and C words in that headline.

Mariah is the Queen. I do like Whitney's straightforward communication style though.

Thank you!