I was in Charleston over Memorial Day weekend and I saw at least 12 groups of bachelorette party girls and 3 weddings. Is everyone down there getting married this summer?

The more I see pictures of him dancing and making funny faces, the more I think he's just a 12 year old fat kid who's been transformed into an adult by Zoltar.

Actually there are approximately half million ethnic Koreans living in a few former Soviet countries including Russia. They're descendants of ethnic Koreans who moved to the Russian far east region in late 19th century and were forcibly relocated to Central Asia by the Soviet government in the 1930's. So there are…

I'm hoping this is not Lena Dunham's knee. Otherwise she would have really weird legs.

It's only because she stabbed the guy with scissors. If she had used a God-given gun to defend herself, she would have been set free like the "neighborhood watch-cum-stars and stripes artist" Zimmerman.

Date a porn star. Then you get to fuck a porn star for free. Still a great workout.

I would like to see what kind of banging body HamNo has underneath this gigantic piece of jacket.

It sure is.

Miley's boobs are way too small to get a job at the local Hooters.

APPLE TESTS AND CONTROLS EVERYTHING WITH EXTREME CARE SO THAT EVERYTHING JUST WORKS....GIVING CUSTOMERS A SEAMLESS OUT-OF-THE-BOX EXPERIENCE, BITCH!!

Yes, I follow Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich on twitter for that reason. I've responded to many of their ridiculous tweets hoping to flame a twitter war with those twats....but they consistently ignored my responses. :-/

People are holding the "open" button....the producers are controlling the doors to close.

They're Steve Jobs' hands and ears....preserved to eternity.

Using a model with a larger hand in their ads

Samsung obviously copied a bunch of design cues from iPhone. Apple obviously copied the clock face design.

You don't have to suck Apple's cock unless you work for Apple's PR department.

You don't have to suck Apple's cock unless you work for Apple's PR department.

You don't have to suck Apple's cock unless you work for Apple's PR department.

Hope so...

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