I'm sure that I'll forget all about this, then suddenly get a craving for a banana pudding shake on some random Sunday afternoon.

He was just doing his Pedro Alvarez impression.

A month after the blown call in Atlanta, I was seated at a table next to Jerry Meals in a restaurant in Pittsburgh. He asked me what was good at the place and I told him to try the shrimp diablo.

#JerryMealsFinallyFeelsSafe

What a disappointing final.

I call bullshit on this new commenting system protecting our anonymity.

Love those things. Kind of flaky and filled with booze.

Ironic that the Handjob In The Back Of The Bus vs. Oral matchup occurs after M&Ms have been eliminated.

(redacted - beaten to the sock)

My only wish is that you seek Rusty Kuntz' cable bill as a replacement.

Know you're frustrated but if he had admitted instead of trying to cover it up, maybe JoePa is still alive.

I think we can all agree that it's not Nick Hogan.

I can't vote for sex on the beach because I once had a really bad experience with peach schnapps. It trumps any bad experience I've ever had with missionary.

Brooklynized water means you liked it better when oxygen and hydrogen were still solo acts.

The Power ownership also objected to Olive Garden's mandatory 18% gratuity policy on parties of 8 or more.

+1 This meme is so good it should be on the menu at The French Laundry.

I am not in Metallica, derp.

I thought brogues were what U2 spoke with.

I hope that's the case as I like the looks of the Focus. However, I wasn't crazy about the cockpit. I felt a little restricted in the drivers seat. It will take a decent price point to get me to choose an ST over the other options in the class.

I recently checked out the window stickers on a non-ST Focus (titanium 5-door) and was stunned to see it listed at $29k. I'm guessing the ST with similar options will be even higher. Sorry... for that kind of scratch I'd rather buy a dozen other cars on the market.