A cart full of B's is also how you can describe the shuttle service at the Hooters golf outing.

Remember Hulkamaniacs, keep saying your prayers and taking your meth, and if you're lucky they'll knock it down to simple assault.

WILDCARD, BITCHES!

What we need to do is convince NASCAR to keep those jet dryers on the track all the time.

I'm going to pick an oddball. I really like the Suzuki Cappuccino and always wished they had released a US version.

As soon as the Oscar stuff starts every year, this is the thing I most look forward to reading. Brilliant.

Frank Coonelly's blood-alcohol level was allegedly twice the legal limit

Obligatory.

Perhaps a Corvair... maybe a door handle from a Chevy truck... maybe a Mustang.... Jesus, is that a Ford Bronco???

What we've all thought of NFL Countdown for years.

By any chance, is Anthony a Penn State grad?

When I see those signs on the highway, I like to pretend that I'm a coked up Ray Liotta driving a Cadillac like in Goodfellas.

I had a 1982 Blazer with a 305. That engine may have been even worse in a truck. It always made merging onto the freeway an exciting experience.

Shame MLB could Doolittle to stop it.

The Cadillac Northstar engine. Not only is it not very impressive, but I've seen mechanics burst into tears attempting to work on it.

That's nothing... some bad sauerkraut once caused me to wreck an outhouse at an Oktoberfest celebration.

I may be in the minority, but this is the first small car from an American manufacturer that I've seen in years that has me intrigued. It's like they took the SRT-4 and knocked the Neon out of it. Can't wait to get behind the wheel of one of these for a test drive.

Congratulations on making the only movie that ever made me barf. Well, aside from Glitter.

"It-a smells like-a the woman's poosy."

The 60's Chevy Seafoam Green.