There are actually groups of PT Cruiser owners that aren't embarrassed to be seen in public?

I tried following Harper on Twitter, but my pop up blocker couldn't handle all of the Axe Body Spray ads.

The Ice Twinks are upset that the Bears beat them to the idea.

+1 This is the second best thing that I've read today. The first was a pamphlet convincing me to become a vegan. I found both full of fallacies, but entertaining none the less.

"The Braves cheated? I never noticed."

are we sure he wasn't just driving a Ferrari 458?

This helps explain the Cleveland Cavaliers logo on the ball washer.

Sorry... I prefer this VW commercial to the one in the list.

Black Barf was how the stagecoach driver with a hair lip described his assailant.

it's tough to tell whether that's a can of Tecate

I loved it up until I read "1.6L engine".

This trumps the "Free Parking (just not on the dance floor)" promotion.

When I turned 28, my metabolism shut off. Every day since has been a constant struggle with my will power to not turn into Biggest Loser contestant.

Scrub it kook!

Wherever she is, I'm willing to bet that she's well hydrated.

Nibbles ate my photo.

And that was the last time Martin St. Louis volunteered at one of Jonathan Toews hockey camps.

Wait, that was a Budweiser ad?

As the owner of a daily driver Nissan Sentra with over 150k miles on it, I am both proud and embarrassed to see it place so favorably on this list.

I won't stop nominating Nightmare Ant until he's in the hall. Then maybe my night tremors will go away.