I started reading this and thought it was another excerpt from The Postmortal.

Not to be confused with the Canadian HANS device which is actually a hockey helmet and one of those neck pillows they sell in airport gift shops.

What kind of crazy fantasy league allows you to start 1 RB, 1 WR, and 10 kickers?

Dexter Manley was incredibly excited at the Redskins alumni dinner when they told him the current tight end was also a pot dealer.

+1 it was the use of "verily" that made me snort.

It'll be an uphill battle. But at least they've got football.

Still a better looking photo than the old days when it would be just Leitch sitting alone with his scorecard.

You took the comment right out of my mouth. I really liked the B-15, but the new body style looks like the Saturn engineers decided to work at Nissan.

If you were in a race with Sarah Silverman to answer the most questions, who would win?

Fortunately, the people in Green Bay haven't heard of these bands yet.

I haven't seen that much bright white coming from a Bronco's helmet since that time when John Elway smiled.

"Temporary ESPN Employee Day Pass" is also what Tommy calls his time at Grantland.

+1 floater

He kinda resembles Joran Van Der Sloot. So, he would have killed white high school chicks instead of dogs.

Way to go, Matt. I think you made him angry. Now Purple Prose will probably replace the Funbag.

Bleacher Report Just Secured $22 Million In Venture Capital

Mazda 323 GTX. Maybe one of the great sleeper cars of all time.

That Terrapin is apparently more hare than turtle.

The library must have been closed.

Tabata just wanted to make sure that his contract was long enough that his wife would never see the end of it.