Fine. So long as I don't have to stop doing the boob-grab at the grocery store, the office, and church.

More impressively, he narrated its approach

Ohhhhh... that's a Facebook profile! I thought it was a link to Jalopnik Up All Night

The original lyrics to "Blood Buzz Ohio" left a lot to be desired.

+1, eh

Still not as disturbing as Luis Polonia's lip dub of "Sex & Candy".

A loud, drunken argument ensued between them about who is a better live band

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That Mad Bastard blog is like the Pitchfork.com of comment reviews. I can't wait to see what he gives the next Mark Kelso's Migraine.

I'm impressed that the Pirates were selected to recreate an actual MLB highlight.

You expect people to volunteer for this? We saw what happened to the frog and the gerbil.

They were probably just confused because they were given free iPods during the Auburn and LSU tours.

In Detroit, the arms of the octopus now represent how many more weeks are left until your unemployment runs out.

That ear bug looks like a mayfly. Considering their average lifespan is roughly 24 hours, he got the short end of the stick by spending the majority of his entire life stuck in your ear.

Cop takes three big swings and still can't get it out of the park. I didn't realize Jason Kendall signed with the Pittsburgh Police.

Oh that's Cosmo... he's Chinese.

Surprisingly, this feature leaves me feeling much less queasy than the photos of Rec League Softball Injuries .

I've been blasting "We Are Family" non-stop since last Thursday and currently have a candle burning on Andy Van Slyke's old lawn.

I'd like to believe that if this poll had been conducted on Deadspin, Wizard Cat would have won the feline division by a five wand margin.