This is why I only play Frisbee golf. Less drama.

There's an Anchorman joke in here, but I can't seem to find it.

Apparently the press only covered the Yankees and Red Sox back then too.

For 2.1 million, Palmer will even throw in a trophy case that's never been used.

HRD HABIT 2 BRK

the Shane family filed a $5 million personal injury lawsuit

her?

The Flyers just offered that goal mouth a 3 year contract.

I hope those Brits were wearing mouth guards. They could really mess up their teeth going over the handlebars like that.

Not falling for it this time. Somehow Jezebel will find a way for a shiba inu to be classified as a cat. CHEESECAKE IS NOT PIE!

Sure... Casey gets suspended but Chara does the same thing and gets nothing.

Despite everything that is going wrong in this video, I can't get past the fact that they are all sitting at such a tiny table. Are these guys giants or did Kids R Us furnish the studio?

Right now the Boston media is trying to find a way to blame this on Matt Cooke.

Using Comic Sans was a very nice touch.

non functioning toilets were all filled with waste

Needs more Autotune.

Ahhhh man... and here I thought "the white bitches is winning" was going to be the phrase that pays on today's Deadspin.

"Hey, man, get down on the floor and leg wrestle," said Parker

I guess that foliages his chance at a fair trial.