Katie admits to being jail bait and now everybody on this site is pandering for a Simmons gig.

I THINK that I shall never see,

You should have held out for an offer from Rick Reilly. He offers a better dental plan.

How many beers do you have to drink before deciding to buy that shirt?

In Michigan, this is how young women prepare themselves for a life full of domestic violence.

It's like I'm riding a magic carpet to Ali Baba's flavor palace.

Someone please enlighten me... is Emerson where they make those bookshelf stereo systems with no mid-range in the speakers? If so, they owe me a new Big Audio Dynamite cassette because their tape decks are awful.

I'm not sure what his last words were, but I understand that they were delivered with an olive oil voice.

The first episode of TGUSA made me cringe, but by the time they were beating on the pickup trucks in Alaska, I couldn't get enough. They found their footing as the season went on and I enjoyed seeing some cars I used to embarrassingly own get the Top Gear treatment. Really happy it is coming back for another season.…

Anybody who makes Boston fans that upset should automatically get a contract from the Yankees.

He can do it at his home on a North Jersey golf course.

Doesn't matter, anyway. Not like you can expand a thread and actually read the +1's.

Even the cast of Cop Rock refused to be superimposed with Detroit Lions logos.

I disagree... Prince covering the Foo Fighters then posing with his guitar to create a giant boner shadow was pretty fucking fantastic.

Here lies the blame...

Thanks for the redesign Deadspin. Now the outcome of the Super Bowl is the second worst thing I've experienced this week.

@WashingtonForeskins: If the chick that responds to your match.com profile is smoking hot in her pictures and her message is typed in all caps using broken English, she's probably fake.

But what about Mark Sanchez's dong?

No big deal. The Islanders shouldn't have any problems finding a replacement on waivers.

The Edgar Thomson Works in Braddock is most likely where they get the steel footage.