@BarbarobicsInstructor: That's why there is such a successful Rib Festival every year. The Clarks aren't going to be around forever. Pittsburgh develops their own talent!!

@comment_ninja: Checks NHL rule book for penalty infractions with possible double entendre connotations...

It would have been the perfect costume, but unfortunately Joey Porter's dogs ate the rest of his accessories.

This reminds me, I need to check out KSK to see if Ape has made any Crint Brack references yet.

The author was Scott Raab's great great grandfather.

@Same Sad Echo: The opening scene is still pretty intense, but I agree. Band Of Brothers and a few things that followed did a better job and now make that movie seem not as good in comparison.

@David Hume: I suffer from some of the same issues. Wide feet with high arches and thick calves, makes finding ski boots hard.

@FavreFAIL: not being anti-Semitic, but Schindler's List. I get it... the black and white is artistic and captures the time period. It's also pretentious and makes a long movie feel 3 hours longer.

Who are five people who've never been in my kitchen?

I blame the demise on the lack of quality Anchorman references in their comment section.

Still not as dangerous as Indian Larry.

NFL Films plans to include that play on Cleveland's highlight film and has dubbed it "The Return of the Mack".

Drew Pearson's drop still not as costly as Jackie Smith's.

If it wasn't for the headline, I'd swear this was a Robert Evans story from the Jamboroo.

@EightyEight_MPH: They have to be available somewhere. The whole state ran out and bought them for the first time when they made the Super Bowl a few years ago.

@Demon Deacon Blues: I always liked the cheesy cover of "Happy Trails" on Van Halen's Diver Down album.

@ScientificMapp: No... you will never convince me. I'll give him a head start until "Refugee" ends, then I am hunting him down with a pick axe and aiming for his buck teeth.

@Pedro Cerrano: Tom fucking Petty

@Telemundo: Who?

"Oh no! It was like a fake. It was like a cold weather, like almost-runny-nose-not-even-a-real-booger."