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What’s the point of a latex glove if they don’t take them off and just touch everything anyways.

I wonder how we survived when bartenders were allowed to drop a cherry into your Manhattan without wearing a latex glove. It’s like we’ve all got peanut allergies now and the government is our helicopter parent.

Trump is thinking about grabbing a few of these as Xmas gifts for Melania and Ivanka

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

Hopefully someone buys them a V-05 Hot Oil Treatment twin pack as a wedding gift.

Honestly, I think dating profiles for straight men should have a box to check if they’re housebroken.

Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night—for what it’s worth I’m probably somewhere between Jenkins and Levin—surely we can all agree that the umpire failed miserably

Did Ross happen to work in Pawnee, Indiana before?

The Maverick should be able to trade lumber for agricultural credits, how did they miss that?

Yeah. I think a movie like The Prestige does a much better job presenting the questionable ethics of teleportation than Star Trek.

So it’s the colour of my nipples and vulva that are offensive? I can just doodle on them with a magic marker and head for the beach?  

Hahaha Oh God, I’m just horrified because that’s like a 3.5 on the moh’s, fades in the sun, and is slightly soluble in water...I’d be way too paranoid to wear it as a daily ring! Pretty, though.

This post needs more stars.

Seriously, how can the author do this post and not include a side-by-side picture? 

so.

same guy who took his myspace top 8 very seriously

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

then you tied an onion to your belt, which was the style at the time

You can also buy a used AWD minivan and then do something like this to it: