DonkeyHoughty
DonkeyHoughty
DonkeyHoughty

That’s not impressive. 99% of people’s relationships fail. That like me saying “duh it’s gonna rain this year I just don’t know how much rain” and wanting a cookie.

Nonsense.

Sadly, that makes total sense. I’ll just be over here pouting in the meantime.

No. I’m responding to people that are taking my comment much too seriously and trying to assure them that “Hey, just a joke. You don’t need to convince me that I’m wrong.”

“Except we haven’t seen the movie yet, or even heard a real plot description as far as I know.”

I don’t think anything will ever top Jack McFarland’s, “Well, poop in my mouth and call me ‘Janet.’”

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

We were at Disney the other day (we live in the area) and the server called my daughter “princess.” She said “I’m more of a kitty, but it’s okay, I’m not mad.”

Have you read ‘the Terror’ by Dan Simmons? It’s about the Erebus and Terror. An amazing read. Also well researched. Highly recommend:

Because machining implies material removal manufacturing versus additive manufacturing.

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

Sometimes it’s a transgressive thrill to wear clothes that are actively unflattering. The idea we, as women, are supposed to want to look appealing under all circumstances is so ... just taken for granted. Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive, it feels kind of amazing to go “fuck you, I’m

Well, it probably comes from growing up in a place with zero old houses and only modern architecture: Brasilia, built in the height of mid century modern here in Brazil. For me, something like this is perfection:

Victorian? Girrrl, it’s Craftsman or nothing, imho.

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks pretty on your dressing table :)

Elnett by Loreal Paris. Drugstore brand. Brushable. Holds. In 4 varieties & a cute little travel size. Also looks

“Dear Paypal, I have a true story about how men and women can partner together. I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me, but one day a woman on my development team came into my office to ask me a question. This woman is gorgeous! She was wearing a skirt, and I have a desk in my office – so I knew