Speaking of the entirely-hypothetical nerd self-censorship, did anyone else wonder if Obama deliberately tanked his answer to John Hodgman’s question about which deity Conan worshipped, so as not to offend the religious right?

There were also eyewitness accounts placing him across town at the time of the murder, that were discounted at trial.

Junk mail.
Archaeologists will be sifting through these tracts spread about with religious fervour and deduce that "Lantern-jawed Man In Cable-knit Sweater" is our pictogram for God.

Aliens read your browser history. Annihilation.

I like the mix you have now, but perhaps a few more follow-up interviews with people related to some of the stories?
I enjoyed the Q&A with the science advisor to Gravity despite as an Australian being locked out of the direct conversation by time zone.
Authors, scientists, SFX guys, concept artists, anyone with…

Counsellor, I would direct your attention to years of case-work, particularly the precedent set by Eyes v Stomach and warn you that you would almost certainly feel like you were pooping trolls for a week afterwards.

Message received by SETI.
Translation: "Hungry"