“Look, it’s not a crime to investigate corruption! Okay, so the call was a crime and an impeachable act, but Mike Pence and Pompeo were in the room so it’s their fault! Rick Perry put me up to it! Okay, how about if I commit the same crime on TV so people think it’s not a big deal? China and Ukraine, investigate my…

“On this episode of DBS GT, Zagato reveals his final form! Can even the power of Goku and Gohan combined defeat him? Stay tuned!”

Remember when Democrats went around saying “We won, suck it up!” and “Still your President, losers!” after Obama won twice? Yeah, me either. But Republicans threw more tantrums for 8 years of Obama, despite the fact the only thing he did was create jobs, rescue us from the Republican Recession, create a better…

“$1.90....Wages Tax. For some reason, we have to pay our employees wages. Liberals!!!”

“Biden is the clear darling among black voters” - WHY? Biden is nothing but a Republican from the 80s. That’s it. If you like things the way they are today, vote Biden. Biden’s basically Ronald Reagan Part II. 

“Maybe Bernie Sanders shouldn’t exist,” he said. Maybe, but you people created him. When 15% of the country has 85% of the wealth, and the other 85% has 15% of the wealth, and the USA has a wealth gap equal to or greater than 3rd world countries...the “peasants” who build all your wealth FOR you will rise up at some…

But he’d look like a fool since the Joker is a super villain.

“I thought we be the rap on that Mueller thing. We convinced the public that trying to work with the Russians and committing obstruction of justice was no big deal. Then I commit new crimes like withholding funds and coercing other nations to help me win the election, just like I said I would do again, and NOW I have…

Uh oh, the plutocrats are revolting. In more ways than one.

Trump withheld money from the Ukraine and said he needed to talk to them about Biden. On the call, he kept mentioning the USA was doing a lot for the Ukraine, but not getting anything in return, so it would be nice if they could dig up some dirt on his political rival. That’s not too complicated.

After being fired, Bolton is determined to start a war one way or another!

Now to hope the Keystone Cops Democrats can’t somehow screw this up.

I mean...looks like maybe its 10-12 feet deep? Don’t see how you could drown unless you blacked out on your way up or got something caught on the edge of the building.

I stopped on a trail and asked my wife to marry me on the way to the dump to drop off some trash. 

“21st century suit is actually smaller and more compact than the 22nd century suit, and is not equipped with an irritating flashing safety light.” Yeah, but 200 lb lift capacity vs the P-5000 Powered Work Loader’s 8,800 lbs.

Then it’s on Republican Senators who prove their are complicit with Trump’s criminal actions. An impeachment triggers a powerful investigation process that will bring his crimes to light. Then the GOP can choose to not impeach him, showing their loyalty lies with party over country.

Snakes, spiders, preying mantises - all things that scared me as a kid, but I actually like seeing, now. Spiders can stay in the house, as long as they remain in the basement and aren’t something like black widows. I get preying mantises outside all the time, and they love eating stink bugs (which are a pest). Snakes…

“Ambush! They are armed with good questions and a knowledge of the subject matter! We’re outgunned!” “Retreat to a safe area and await backup! Tweets are incoming!”

Recall during the 2016 elections, Russians and GOP operatives created social media accounts claiming to be BLM, Progressives, etc., then went about giving out misinformation or attacking candidates.