Dolemite
Dolemite
Dolemite

I installed a hair catcher. I have to clean it every two days or the tub fills with water while I shower. So it’s either unplug clogs in shower drain once a month, or pull up the hair catcher and pinch out the hair every 2 days. 

Republicans: Blocking securing our elections, and blocking assistance from foreign powers that are helping Republicans win elections. Hmmm...

That’s been his method for his ENTIRE presidency (hell, probably his entire life). Probably how he manages to lose billions. The only reason he isn’t bankrupt is he’s been getting money from Russia and other foreign nations.

“What was the pollster’s name?” “I don’t know. He called me on the phone right after I started yelling and firing people and said he was Mr. John Smith with the Official Polling Company, and that I was ahead by ten points. I said I wanted to be ahead by twenty points, and he said he’d gotten his numbers reversed, and

“I believe the president would always do the right action.” That’s an interesting philosophy. I believe Trump will do whatever results in a favorable outcome for himself, regardless of the legality.

“The US simply will not stand by while one nation commits an act of violence against another nation, as long as one of those nations have a vast amount of oil. In retaliation for these acts of violence, and in order to deter future violence, we are going to commit many acts of violence all over Iran.”

Trump: “Look, *sniff* *sniff* don’t make unseemly noises while I’m *sniff* *sniff* whining how persecuted I am *sniff* on the news.”

In 2016, most Democrats thought Hillary was going to win in a landslide. Some voted 3rd party or stayed home. Many independent voters wanted to take a chance on an outsider who was going to shake up DC and get rid of the corruption. In 2020, not only will Democrats have a much larger and stronger turnout, but many of

Given the choice of Trump’s constant mismanagement and chaos? Probably.

“Although our own early published polls and internal polls discounted Elizabeth Warren...current polls show her and every single other Democratic candidate up by a lot over a flailing Trump, even double digits.”

Trump in the primary against Lincoln. “Look, he’s pushing this radical agenda on us. Many people like slavery, everyone is saying so. I don’t see what’s so bad about it. They have jobs to do, a roof over their heads and meals provided, and they just go out and do a little work. Just a little. I’ve seen it. Almost like

“I don’t think in my whole life I’ve ever called the FBI. In my whole life. Look - I’m running a lot of schemes and scams. Fleecing workers, following racist policies with my housing developments, laundering money for the Russians, funneling money from childrens’ charities and campaign funds into my personal accounts,

I’m reminded of an article where a roofing company owner said he couldn’t find workers. Turns out, he just couldn’t find workers for $10 an hour, and he refused to raise that rate. Keep raising the rate, and you’ll find workers at some point. It’s like there is this mass collusion going on between employers and our

Iran: “Let us blow up innocent shipping boats while the entire world watches and the US military sits off our shores!” “But to what purpose?” “Duh...because it’s fun!”

Trump’s been doing the same thing...when does his prison term start?

The problem is Trump has no idea what he is doing. There is no end game for these tariffs other than “punishment”. If you are going to go the route of tariffs (which are punishing only American consumers, and raising taxes on each household about $1,000 per year), then you’d better have a damn clear cut plan for

Yeah, but those are subs, not sandwiches. 

I still believe the vast majority of young, male Trump supporters are mostly angry incels.

That’s just because Democrats are about as ruthless as a soggy cheerio. If they’d stop taking the “high road”, the Republican party would be history.

I don’t think it’s going nowhere. Maybe nowhere while Republicans have a say, but these are powerful ideas that are winning over voters. It might not pay off today or tomorrow, but it could in 2, 4, 12 years.