Sometimes I eat pizza for breakfast and cereal for lunch. Craaazy.

“Look, my shows aren’t over until 2 pm, NANCY!”

His entire damn life is a coverup. The “self-made” rich man who inherited 400 million from his rich daddy, declared bankruptcy numerous times, lost 1 billion dollars, had terrible grades in school, paid women to sleep with him, and actually called up talk radio shows pretending to be someone else, who then heaped…

So the moral of the story is: If you are going to rob Ice-T, hot glue an Amazon or Pizza Hut logo onto a hat or vest, first.

The cow knew what time it is.

His only qualifications appear to be: 1. Racist. 2. Willing to kiss the Trump hiney. Funny how he had all this evidence of voter fraud, but under scrutiny of competent people, it evaporated because his people couldn’t even do basic queries and comparisons correctly.

Kim: “There was no toilet paper in two of the stalls, and one stall had only one quarter of a roll, but it looked wet.”

The general consensus I’ve seen on social media is most soldiers are infuriated by this. It’s bad for morale, it’s bad for the authority of military commanders and courts (which are vital to keeping discipline), it’s bad for negotiating with countries for US deployment and occupation, and it’s bad for soldiers who are…

“Gee, he never speaks well of me - and that’s how I measure if something is good or bad. If it caters to me, it’s good. If not, it’s an enemy of the state.” 

The rich now have so much money, they don’t need to buy one political party. They bought the GOP and paid off their debt, and have trillions upon trillions left over. Why not buy both parties and complete the set?

Private schools aren’t inherently better than public schools. The reason private school students perform better (in general - there are many private schools that perform much worse than public schools) is they have the luxury of accepting only the best students (by best, I mean students who have had the best resources…

Yes, Republicans are calling for investigations into their political enemies in order to distract from Trump’s crimes. Yet Democrats give Republicans a pass *every time* Democrats gain power, no matter the crimes the GOP committed while in office. At some point, the “high road” needs to turn into “fight fire with…

Yes, I have had friends in Canada, and AU, and the one in AU has a brother living in the UK. They all love their healthcare systems, and when I tell them stories of how our system works - where you pay thousands and thousands and thousands and can still go bankrupt, or just die, they are horrified. The brother in the…

I’ve been to the ER maybe 4-5 times in my life. Once, I was in a motorcycle accident, so I got moved right past the crowds. The other times, I went with someone else who had problems. One, my girlfriend at the time was having an allergic reaction and swelled up so she couldn’t breath. I think we had to wait about…

So did I. At first, it was like a leprechaun voice in my mind. “Ow, me back, bucko!” Maybe the Lucky Charms leprechaun. 

Yes, doing it in Arnold’s voice was key!

I read the comment, didn’t get it, actually left the page, started browsing other pages, then it hit me. So I returned to give a star.

Damn, was the crack the sound of the crazy guy’s head hitting that wooden floor?

It’s like all conservatives are playing the Telephone Game in a massive echo chamber. “Whisper whisper...there’s a few immigrants at the border” is the first whisper. Last guy says, “There are ten million immigrants at the border every day, and Obama’s terrorist groups put them there, along with Hillary working with…

For this car, I’ll make it happen!