“The revered and extremely rare Tibetan White Elk is a magnificent creature that evokes vivid feelings of mysticism, honor, and the ceaseless march of time. Many of the locals believe good luck will follow anyone who witnesses one of these majestic totems. We can’t wait to blow it away with a semi-automatic assault…

NDA contracts for US government employees...lol. Trump might know how to con the rich white man’s legal system, but he knows nothing about federal criminal system.

I don’t understand: “My wife drives a really expensive Corvette, and I drive a $12,000 car. When the brand new mid-engined Corvettes come out, we’ll buy her one of those. Meanwhile, my budget is $25K”. So his wife apparently has $60-$80K budgets for her cars, but he has $12-$25K budget for his cars.

Recall Trump couldn’t even walk very far when he met European leaders. They all walked as a group, he rode in a golf cart.

“ongoing political crisis” Funny, I live in VA, and there doesn’t seem to be a crisis here. I guess the Twitter Brigade is trying to manufacture one? Northam did something offensive *35* years ago. The GOP actually commits racist acts like locking people in prison the rest of their lives or ripping their children from…

Back in high school, I had a 1984 Nissan Sentra. My friend and I decided to go skiing at a place that was about an hour away. The roads up were mostly curvy, steep, with no room to pull over, and trees and drops on the side of the road. I had that car floored, in 1st gear most of the way up. Every now and then I’d…

Republicans spent 6 years sitting on their asses, spitting in Obama’s hand every time he reached across the aisle to try and craft legislation that would help the country. They investigated him, Hillary and the entire administration for years, coming up with nothing illegal. Now they have the gall to say it’s time…

Thing is, it wouldn’t matter. Kirk Cox could sexually assault 16 women while wearing blackface and the GOP would shrug. “We got the dems out of the way, and regained power, that’s all that matters.” Their sudden outrage would die down as soon as a GOP candidate takes office. This is why the GOP controls most of the…

Why are any of them clapping? Look at him. It’s like someone has a gun to his head. He looks like he wants to throw his toy through a plate-glass window. He wants to stand there and talk about how great he is, and his wall, and racism, and attack all the people who aren’t bowing down to him, but someone has convinced…

Look at what Republican values have turned the USA into over the last 40+ years. Not great. Shitty, low-paying jobs, no job security, massive debt, a wealth gap equal to 3rd world countries, rampant racism, unaffordable healthcare and housing, out of control government spending.

These short bed pickups have me scratching my head. The bed is useful for a few groceries and knickknacks. If you’re just going to tow a trailer, why bother with the truck in the first place? My old F150 long bed, I could throw like 1/3 of an apartment into it.

“Officer 1 identified E.J. Bradford as an immediate deadly threat to innocent civilians” Correction: “Officer 1 MISTAKENLY Sidentified E.J. Bradford as an immediate deadly threat to innocent civilians.”

Seems like a strange question to ask. “Hi, I want to trip you up with a question about sexual assault question regarding a Lt. Governor who is a Democrat, and not many people have heard about. No matter which answer you give, it’s wrong. What’s your opinion?”

My favorite is the guy in the grey sweatshirt and dark hat who dances up and hits a random guy in the back, which had no effect at all, then he flits away. “I’m too low level for this fight!”

Exactly. There are only two people that think the system works. People who are rich, and those who don’t understand how it works.

Living in the south, I know quite a few Republicans. In fact, most of my family voted for Trump. They are all against the “welfare queens” or “handouts” until it comes time when they need them. Then they demand their money. “Well, I paid into the system, so I deserve it!” “Yeah, but so did 93% of the other people…

I guess it’s for Millenials. The hip, new, “Kicks”. Might as well call it the Nissan “Fresh” or “Phat” if we were in 1995.

Ain’t many dads I know with bods like that. He’s in good physical shape for just about any age. There aren’t a lot of 20 or 25 year olds that have bodies like that. Sure, he’s not going to be on the cover of Men’s Fitness or doing underwear ads, but saying “it’s okay for a dad bod” is a bit too far.

With the GOP controlling the Senate, I don’t have much faith in their “investigations”. The GOP’s fake investigations are laughable. If anything, they are in on it, leaking information back to the Trump camp so that they can better move evidence and witnesses around. It’s why they tried to force Rosenstein to turn…

I’m going to steal a comment I saw on Facebook. The White House says Trump’s “tan” is a result of good genes. Not unless his parents were mangoes.