Dolemite
Dolemite
Dolemite

For Republicans - the party of do nothing, everything is too complicated. Their motto is: get rid of government and the corporations will create a utopia (lol).

But I think Jukes look awesome!

There was nothing malicious on her part. Why charge her? What is going to prison going to do, other than “punish yet another minority”? If this had been a wealthy white family, the police would be saying, “such a terrible, unforeseen accident. Our thoughts and prayers are with them during these hard times.” 

“This is the party of no, this is the party of obstruction. They have no ideas, they have no policies” Yeah, that GOP...wait, they are talking about Democrats? I’m pretty sure I’ve written that exact sentence about 100 times since the GOP came into power. The Dems have lots of ideas. Fixing healthcare, making college

If anything, it shows his client should get a harsher penalty. Do we really need weak-willed, dangerous morons who can be influenced by incompetent con men running loose?

I laughed for pretty much the whole commercial.

“He’s talking about the growing amount of fake news that exists in the country.” Yet, you’ve failed to provide even one bit of evidence that this is true. Apparently, we are just support to take the word of two of the biggest liars on the planet that “fake news” is something that actually happens. Yes, there is a lot

“...it’s not immoral, not indecent and not unkind to state what your laws are”- unless your laws are immoral, indecent and unkind. We’ve got this problem in our country that we just assume the law is right. We have laws that were designed specifically to target and imprison minorities. Pot was made illegal for this

“Sure is foggy today!” “Yeah, but your pores look fabulous!”

Absolutely not. Obama didn’t start campaigning until the year of the election. Trump started campaigning the year he WAS elected, meaning like 3 years early. But, these are not campaign rallies. They are hate rallies where Trump incites a bunch of bumpkins who then chant his name and worship him. 

The only sites I see reporting that that guy was a cameraman for CNN are sites like Infowars. Seems like the real story is that guy is a freelancer that Don knew a decade before he even worked at CNN, and he came up to the news crew and said he wanted to speak his mind. Don said he recognized him on air, and despite

Any time I see a Trump supporter say “fake news” or “CNN is fake”, I ask them to point out 3 stories that are fake that have not been retracted or corrected. In 2+ years, not a single one has responded.

And the weird thing is they think they aren’t like others. They think everyone else on welfare or food stamps are the “takers” or “lazy”, while they are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Something like 93% of people on welfare are on it for a short period. These people are no different than the others who

War...don’t forget perpetual war around the globe. Lower taxes/regulations on the rich, keep power for themselves and war. That’s it.

Maybe Kanye has embrace the Right’s mantra that they must be fruitful, multiply, and fill the world with their religious/conservative armies.

The difference is goblins, demons, Jason and Freddy are fake. No one has been murdered by Pinhead or Godzilla in real life.

A narcissist can never be wrong (in their minds). Since people are saying this is all his fault, he’s sitting up at night, trying to align his personal, delusional world view with reality. CNN, the liberals, the news...SOMEONE else must be at fault for Trump supporters attacking the media after Trump stated the media

But see, that’s the whole argument the conservatives make for giving everyone guns. “If a good guy had been there, none of this would have happened.” Sorry, that’s not my argument, that’s the argument of the GOP and the NRA. Of course in real life, a superhero isn’t going to do a back flip over a car, know who the

So what he’s saying is, “Hehe...good luck with that. We just turned the Supreme Court into a highly partisan arm of the GOP, and constitutionality be damned!”

These Republicans want to destroy healthcare, bankrupt families, kill family members, reduce wages, obliterate job security and benefits, lock babies in cages, use the armed forces against refugees, destroy Medicare and Social Security, and steal from the poor to give to the rich, all while ruining the lives of