Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

as a Chiefs fan.. thats really optimistic. 

“Relevant Sports” is such a sad name for a marketing company. It’s like calling a food supplier “Fit For Human Consumption Meat & Seafood” or a multi-level marketing company “Technically Not a Pyramid Scheme” or a daycare facility “Recently Up-to-Code Nursery”.

I saw Darby Allin jump onto BrodyKing’s back with a skateboard with thumbtacks on the bottom of it at a PWG show and ever since then he has been my son and I love and support him in all of his endeavors.

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

Video evidence or it didn’t happen :S

That’s so weird, the oriental women are usually great at handling rods - Robert Kraft

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Peterson finished with 118 yards rushing on 23 carries, and he fumbled on the two yard line

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Give Maggie G all the awards. What an absolutely devastating monologue..

I knew his ears were big but I didn’t remember them being THAT bi...oh shit, that’s someone else’s ear!

Dan Snyder at his worst would be the ceiling for Trump at his best as an NFL owner. Remember, he killed an entire league in <3 years.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

Can we see if that truck is available for the inevitable Patriots championship parade in February?

I live where their training camp in California resides, and I can confirm.  Lots of effort put into plastering their brand all over the place, for sure.

Winning is probably their third or fourth priority. If it’s even that high up.