The Jerry Jones era started out with Jimmy Johnson, who put together a team so good that Barry Switzer was able to win a Super Bowl with them. But since then, it’s been one of the worst-run franchises in the NFL, and has gone 20+ years without being remotely in contention for anything. The only reason that they’re not…

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

“For two years, the women with whom I had extramarital relationships have abandoned shared responsibility”

I can’t wait to watch movies on this thing

That dude in the tweet isn't wrong. You ever wanna ID a cop just see how they react to a young, black, male shooting. 

WOW...that dude is one of the most prolific shit-posters in history. Based on what’s actually been published, he must split his free time between writing (and mailing!) missives about what grinds his gears and yelling at clouds.

No, these people apparently have a long trail of shitty letters to the editor.

Unfortunately not fake and the dude even doubled down when asked about it today.

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

“The difference between Israel-Palestine and China-Hong Kong, then, is only that Israel has been more successful in branding its conflict with those it oppresses as genuinely above reproach than China has thus far been with its dealings with Hong Kong.”

Nice detour on israel; note that no one actually brings up what China is doing to it’s Muslim population because no one wants to upset them and jeopardize business interests with the world’s second largest economy. 

The big, wet boi moved the embassy to appease Evangelicals. The move was necessary as part of their Dungeons & Dragons End Times script.

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

Molly was trying to throw to commercial, Kellerman was trying his best to fart on air again.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is a Rockets fan, condemned the NBA’s stance on Sunday. “We’re better than this; human rights shouldn’t be for sale & the NBA shouldn’t be assisting Chinese communist censorship,” he wrote on Twitter.  {Guardian}

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.