How dare you plebs put Rush that goddamn low.

Gase should be far more bothered about spending untold, human-rights-violation hours working on game plans only for those plans to utterly suck.

Agreed—this has been a terrific series. I’ve never been this invested in a group of characters.

Mine was a resigned “Oh, FUCK.”

I’ve followed the Chiefs since 1983 and yeah, I know better.

I want to star this but it’s sitting at +69 right now and I ain’t messing with perfection

That monologue just about did me in; I was tearing up about a third of the way through it.

Yeah, but Dolan* has a kickin’ blues act...

Jerry Jones is a carnival barker who got lucky with oil wells.

Entirely correct. The Cowboys organization is more about marketing and image than assembling a winning team.

Are you my neighbor? The Star Wars-bedecked truck outside that garage was recently piled with empty Star Wars toy boxes.

I’ve been a Chiefs fan since 1983. I knew how this was going to go during the second quarter. I gave it some time, but shut off the TV in the middle of the third, turned on a RiffTrax and played video games.

Why do you hate the International Pulsar Timing Array?

I’m gonna be hearing “THAT PIBB GUY” all damn day and giggling uncontrollably.

The last enjoyable Bengals prime-time game was in 1982. And they lost that one, too!

You haven’t recently driven on Maple or Cedar Springs, have you?

Your homework for the weekend.

May I recommend KTCK “The Ticket” in Dallas? It is a very atypical sports radio station, and the talk often strays from sports. They’ve also had essentially the same lineup for 20 years.
1310 AM/96.7 FM

Had I known about this place in 1987/88, I’m sure my friends and I would have road tripped from Omaha to experience it. Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun in Kansas City were nice, but this place was legit dangerous and me at 17-18 DEMANDED that.

The New York Times internal style traditionally uses an honorific in front of a subject’s last name. The VW statement is using the honorific or title Diess prefers within the company.