Pffffft.  Curt Schilling once created an entire video game company smelling like piss.  You’re welcome, Rhode Island.  

more proof that a wall is not the solution

They pay homage on rainy days when Browns appear magically from the Coliseum sewer system.

It takes a lot of effort to make the Browns seem like a functional organization but you can always count on the Raiders to accept that non-existent challenge.

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

Holy shit, it’s Agent Madani!

welcome back

Baylor football now firmly entrenched in the #1 position atop the “Worst Cult in Waco” category.

How can anyone trust that Baylor has really changed?

Doing the lord’s work, you are.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Those racists emails are so embarrassing, every racist parent I know is using Facebook now.

Chris Berman is also a leaker, which is what he gets for eating six cans of Olestra Pringles.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

As I read this, I used the Mooninites’ voices for Heckert and Shurmur. Seemed appropriate.

“She made me stay down there forever. Then she started movin’ around and I thought somethin’ was wro-ong. Then I asked her, ‘Comin’ where, Jenn-ay?’”

Shurmur: Hello, we’re drafting you.

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY