DoktorStrangelove
DoktorStrangelove
DoktorStrangelove

Can we get Savannah Guthrie to interview the two assailants to get their side of the story? I am certain that economic anxiety led to his and she can paint them as the true victims in this story. Yes people this is what happens when you allow white victimization to become normalized. Find these two and drop them in

No, I really hate their fans. 

*Hamberdler (sorry)

Seeing the Hamburgler serve up cold burgers hard-as-fuck french fries must have been an extra sense of vindication for them.

Fucking hysterical too!

Regardless of who gets caught up in a ponzi scheme, it should never be “amusing”

Regardless of who gets caught up in a ponzischeme, it should never be “amusing”

Welp, news for you. Billionaires can get around some income tax, not all, the code can be tightened, HOWEVER, the Warren tax isn’t a tax on income, it’s a ‘wealth tax’, which is based on their accumulated wealth they already have. They MIGHT be able to weasel out of some percentage of it, but they can’t suddenly claim

with a La Modern French period design throughout

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit

When the booze hits your brain

That’s a relapse.

For real, the slow realization that she probably straight up supports the genocide against the Rohingya is pretty sad.

Turns out she wasn’t actually against the Burmese junta, just that she wasn’t a part of it.

The only reason I can think of, aside from his skin color, is because Trump is jealous that this remorseless monster actually managed to make the cut at a pro-am, something that Donnie Bitch Tits was never able to do himself.

How has this guy not been invited to Mar-a-Lago yet?

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave

+1 for the die hard reference

one of which triggered an array of porn to be broadcast onto a wall for the entire office to see for more than 20 minutes, until a tech employee killed the feed.

It’s fun thinking of the litany of excuses a technician must have given as to why he was unable to shut off the #dp (double penetration, for those who are worried about looking it up at work) feed for a full twenty minutes.