1. Those men weren’t bred to be NFL players the way race horses are.

And then, of course, Andy Reid called a garbage run play instead of letting Mahomes uncork one deep, which if complete would have effectively ended the game AND MY ELEVATED HEARTRATE...

AKA The Bernard Shaw Maneuver

1. My junior year of high school was definitely impacted by Gunship.
2. I’m guessing that was Silent Service. MicroProse made so many incredible games.
3. I would have murdered for an Amiga 1500 in ‘87-’88.

“Baseball? Why next they’ll want education and the vote!”

I played way too much Raid Over Moscow. And Gunship; not sure how my C64’s power supply survived Gunship after a 13-hour run during Christmas break in ‘86.

LOOK AT IT!

When I think of Cleveland sports fans, I think of this:

An avatar for a Dolphins fan on the Something Awful football subforum, by Dave Rappoccio of The Draw Play:

Is that you, Portnoy?

Pretty sure GG Allin gave us plenty, thanks.

Medical-grade Kinja

Booster Battles Bug Behind Batter’s Box

One is a sports radio host in Dallas. It feels like the other hosts want to give him hell for it, but they always back off.

Jerry once made a public comment about the Cowboys being about “glitz and glamour” more than winning. He wants the brand to succeed and rake in the cash more than he wants to win. He does want the team to win, but the money is far more important.

The $30,000-a-year millionaire. A prime specimen around Uptown.

You have a strong point there...

I’m a Dallas transplant. I’ve been here since 1998. And in all my travels, I have never seen a bigger white-trash carnival barker than Jerry Jones.

So, how many times have you read Atlas Shrugged?