The Thing. VOODOO BULLSHIT...

Damn good point...

Supposedly the Texans’ ownership group did consider “Roughnecks” circa 2000, but declined because it was too close to “Rednecks.”

I really am disappointed that we didn’t get the Dallas Assassins. 

Get ready for a lot of Diapers jokes when they shit the bed.

Baltimore’s all-time local celebrity is Edger Allan Poe

Saw the headline and immediately thought, “Let’s go to the stoning.”

Nice Europlug on that charger, yo.

BTW that Invaders helmet is dope.

Yeah that’s more of a bowl.

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I can confirm that it works like gangbusters. Just limit the klonopin to at most 2mg.

The San Fernando Valley shooting location of the adult classic Field of Reams

I became a Chiefs fan in 1983. I’ve experienced long stretches of eminently forgettable football: Mackovic, Gansz, Cunningham, Edwards, Haley, Crennel...

To be fair, you did suffer a traumatic brain injury in that time frame.

Unless the course is taught by a philosophy and ethics prof with a sterling record of good citizenship, I want no part of it.

“Dad, I have cancer!”

The GIF/video with the shakycam is great; makes it look like the brawl’s intensity caused a seismic event.

Oh yes.

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