Or the dad from Force Majeure.

One of the great joys of being an NFL fan is watching Jets fans at the Draft. Pure pleasure every year. Kudos to you all.

+ 1 kneecapping

name checks out

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Pull Kermit Washington out of prison to deal with him.

ISU ‘97, journalism. +1 for your icon.

She’s the badass our country desperately needs.

i know sir i was just adding emphasis as a form of approval :(

God gonna welcome them sooner rather than later...

Luckily not fire, but not good.

+1 bag of propofol

I just looked up the guy and I already hate him.

At this point, I’m really hoping for a Seven Days in May scenario.

INTER

Hey look, it’s Portnoy:

Saw it on TCM one slow afternoon. But anyway, you’re still about as much fun as a tax audit.

LMAO you’re not pompous and humorless at all, are you?

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