It’s not bad. I’ve actually got the Caravan R/T, and the leather and stitching make me feel slightly less like I want to die.

The sales even includes a “Yellow Rose of Texas” edition! I assume that one is the most sought after.

Yo dawg...I heard you like imports.

Wrong, their business model is to sell snacks, drinks, cigarettes and almost anything else that they can sucker you into buying. Fuel makes them bugger all money, at least in the UK.

but its gonna be a good time to get some nice stuff on craigslist :D

In all fairness - BMW tire pressure being off by even 1 psi can cause them to whip across 3 lanes of traffic without notice.

Hellcats are fucking stupid.

More reasonably priced, maybe, but completely devoid of all the charm and character that comes with an underpowered loaf of bread.

Here in Texas, we measure distances by drive-time. I know, it’s weird. But if you ask someone how far Point A is from Point B, most of us will say “Oh, that’s about an hour and a half...” instead of “Oh, it’s about 90 miles.” What’s really ironic is that most of us still get a good idea the distance/duration of the…

SCION! TC! SCION! TC!

You can’t say Dune and spice in the same sentence without using the proper term, Melange.

Calm down there, Satan.

That would be great. Cold, robotic, race car slaves doing literally anything Chris Evans tells them. Could kill one every episode and grab another from the stig farm.

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

So basically your job is to:

THIS. EXACTLY THIS.

A justifiable circle jerk? That might be something I’d want in on too!!

BURN THE HERETIC!!!!