I’m not saying Donald Trump has a micropenis, but if he did it could explain why he won’t release his medical records.

I’m a true blue (and gold) Warriors fan, but Steph doesn’t make me feel funny down there. He’s too much like a little brother. However, if anyone would like to discuss Kenneth Faried, I’m all ears.

Starting today, “Porzingis!” will be my go-to exclamation.

I’m gonna guess it says “Baba Booey.”

He wasn’t her student, his brother was her student. Not saying she’s not a pathological narcissist who shouldn’t be locked up... Just clarifying.

Master race.

“Her womb was a barren desert in which my seed could find no purchase.”

The only thing that could delight me more than this is if she did a collaboration with Sia. But I might explode if that happened.

The. Best.

Severe thigh gap situation.

I’m all about the new Icona Pop song: http://www.undertheradarmag.com/news/listen_ic…

The lyrics are weak, but I don’t even care because it’s so lush and dreamy.

You can’t leave out this gem from their wedding.

Celebrity basketball fan disagrees with you: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/obama-…

I think anything more than zero is too many bridesmaids.

ME TOO!!! My lip line sort of fades away at the corners so I don’t know where the liner should go. Also, my lips are on the thin side and bright colors just seem to emphasize that fact. After years of failing at lipstick I’ve given up on it altogether. The only thing that touches my lips these days is Carmex.

That’s not a rainbow, that’s gay chemtrails! Wake up, sheeple!