"Baller-casual" will definitely be the dress code for my next wedding!

Kaitlyn's Canadian firefighter boyfriend, Trevor, is definitely real! I know because he's besties with my boyfriend, Astronaut Mike Dexter.

I had my money on "cunt punt Rush Limbaugh," but I guess fresh air is nice, too.

I just hope she get the help she so clearly needs—those brows are a disaster!

Your dad needs to start posting recaps. It would be so much fun!!!

Opus One? Damn, Kennedy's a baller!

Guys, she can't help it if she was blessed with eloquence!

Yes, I've found my people! Let the James McAvoy appreciation thread commence now!

I forgot about that scene in To Die For; thanks for reminding me! Someone on Twitter posted a link to her husband's obituary which she must have written because it's all about her:

I tried Perfect365 on my dog and it said "no face was detected" which is just face-shaming if you ask me.

She's a real life Bratz doll.

That's what I would do if I were standing so near to Mr. Alamuddin. But, if you watch the video you can see she's waiting patiently while Giuliana embarrasses herself. Then, at about 1:04 she unleashes a huge yawn.

Just realized that's Taylor Schilling.

Yawning woman in the background, you speak for all of us.

POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT:

My son's birthday is Dec. 31st so we always have a family dinner. I can't express how great it is to have an unimpeachable excuse to not go out on New Year's Eve!

I get choked up just thinking about that episode. Ditto for the episode where Wallace dies. Thank god Michael B. Jordan showed up on Friday Night Lighta to help me get over it.

How can "Shake It Off" not be on this list? I respect T. Swift enough to cringe on her behalf every time I hear the line, "And to the fella over there with the hella good hair."

I have to admit I am really bummed about the Michelle O. story. A couple years ago she told that story on Letterman with a totally different spin—no mention of racism. Also, as a tall caucasian, I've been asked many times by people in stores to help them reach something. I'm sure she has experienced plenty of…

The Aristocrats!