Jesus, I am still processing the death of Wallace 15 years after the fact. I have never been so devastated by the death of a fictional character.

Absolutely right! White non-evangelical women went overwhelmingly for Jones.

Worrying that protecting my pasty skin from the sun looks stupid: At the beach you’ll find me in the shade, sporting a giant sun hat and long-sleeved rash guard. 

The struggle is real! https://g.co/kgs/xaVHmF

Based on my unscientific survey approximately 90% of sofas on Craigslist are this exact design. How did so many people buy the same hideous sofa?!?

I have always found it baffling that Mariah Carey named her son Moroccan. Definitely not a name.

They need to show up to Hillary Clinton’s office with a “45" jersey.

Pence was the head of the transition team—he had to know. Game over, Race Bannon (no relation to Steve).

Don’t worry, I’m sure Ivanka will be there. She’s got our backs, ladies!

They’re demoralized about mean tweets on day 3, but we’re the snowflakes?

Also, good rule of thumb, no bridesmaids with eight prior arrests.

This is so true, and not just about race. If you just spent your time in Silicon Valley you would think the only smart people in the world attended just a handful of universities. I’ve sat in so many meetings where I’m the only one who didn’t attend an Ivy League school or Stanford. I came across a great quote a…

If you are a liberal living in a red state PLEASE DON’T MOVE TO CALIFORNIA!!! We need you to stay where you are and VOTE!

“This lady” is the delightful Ros Gold-Onwude, Golden State Warriors sideline reporter. When she interviewed him at the All-Star Game I thought they had great chemistry. They also both have Jewish mothers and black fathers, so they are clearly destined to be together. On the other hand, Ros went to Stanford so she’s…

I would be shocked if Mariah Carey didn’t own at least one of these.

“Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by over two million votes” is going to be my email signature for the next four years.

If it didn’t work for Beyonce it sure as hell won’t work for Trump.

That’s what happens when you alienate the gays.

I heard that too. It made me sad that she clearly doesn’t know what flirting looks like.