I'm totally using this as my Starbucks name next time I order a frappuccino to wash down my dolls.

Meanwhile, FanSided thinks that Bernier's ignorance reflects "a growing trend in professional sports of players who simply aren't aware of what's going on around them in society,"

Ridiculous! Everyone knows Victoria Beckham doesn't have teeth.

One thing no one ever talks about, but which scares the shit out of me, is the danger of sleep-deprived Black Friday shoppers driving. Pulling an all-nighter to save $100 on a TV is not worth risking your life or the lives of the other people on the road. There was a horrible accident here in the Bay Area a couple…

There's something they're not telling us!

If young Greer Grammer pursues an acting career please let her star in a remake of "The Rural Juror."

Enjoy.

I had the same immediate reaction: Turn off the fucking water while you're taking pictures!!!

Everyone should also buy "Some People Have Real Problems" ASAP! I will never not love Sia, but I kind of miss the quirkiness of her earlier work .

Indeed. This wedding looks about a million times more fun than the Kimye shitshow.

Of course Natalie and Tamron are involved in a power struggle because that's what women do whenever there are two or more of them. Know your tropes, people!

"I've literally asked attorneys to intern on a big murder trial. I know I can help solve it."

+1 for "How to Die in Oregon." For so many people just having the option of ending their lives gives them peace of mind, whether they exercise the option or not. I can't fathom why anyone would object to allowing terminally ill people some control over how they die.

DadBum is a wise man.

Texas forever!

If this means I never have to see another nude platform pump, I'm all for it!

There's no cure for Romosexuality.

Draven? Are his parents goths?

Thinkprogress had my fave headline: