I would like my lady flavor to switch to pumpkin spice on Sept 1st.

I think (hope?) they mean they don't condone domestic violence. Then again, they're idiots.

I once sat across from a woman who applied several coats of nail polish during the flight. How do you not know that nail polish fumes in an enclosed space might be offensive to your fellow passengers???

They will just start running stories about "Jen's Secret Surrogate Heartbreak!" or "Jen's Frozen Eggs Dumped!"

I volunteer to test this assertion!

I don't care what she wears, I just want her to STAND UP STRAIGHT!

Suck it, Larry Summers!

If you value nightmare-free sleep, DO NOT Google images of brown recluse spider bites!!! Trust me on this!!! I once had a bump that I thought could be a spider bite so I did a little Googling, and my life will never be the same.

Strange, it plays in the page here: http://www.frequency.com/video/colbert-…

This will always be one of my all-time favorite Audra moments.

Companies would make bras easier to identify by size and desired function rather than how it currently works, which is you basically go to a store and pick which kind of sexy you want to be — sporty sexy, baby sexy, spicy sexy, Will Give Hand Job, etc.

Brace for tsunami of "single lady" references from news anchors.

It's real life. It's the thing that blindsides you on an idle Tuesday that's tragic but that also makes you who you are.'

Here's a picture of this guy:

I don't really have anything against her, but she does have an annoying voice.

The most shocking part of this story is that Pam Oliver is 53 years old. Damn my lack of melanin!