"Your ignorant" is hands-down my favorite internet insult!

Does anyone know what to do with clothing that is not good enough to wear? You know, things with stains, holes, etc? It seems like there should be value in the fibers. I've heard there are places that turn stuff like that into rags, but I've never been able to find one that takes donations from individuals.

they "got the cinnamon mixture just right so that you don't need sugar."

Do they get a lot of cave women trying out for the Jills? Because most adult women don't need to be told this shit.

I'm going for the world record for corpse pose.

Mohair petticoats??? I'm itchy just reading that!

People forget that our not so distant ancestors tilled soil and did manual labor while pregnant and were expected to do so.

I have a friend who climbed Half Dome while seven months pregnant. She said the looks of horror from the other climbers helped motivate her to keep going. And for the record, she had a perfectly healthy, full-term baby.

In 2009, I happened to catch a Larry King Liveinterview with Steve Harvey where Harvey asks, "If you don't believe in God, where is your moral barometer? If you're an atheist, you're basing your goodness and morality on what?"

The only thing that could make this better is the addition of face paint.

Jared Leto should be shown alongside Paul McCartney, The 'Hoff, and Steven Tyler. The dude is 42 years old, zebra print pants notwithstanding.

Halle Berry.

"Uh...I'll have the squab. Rare, please."

Indeed. I tried to find out if Hobby Lobby offers generous maternity leave benefits but couldn't find any details on their website. I doubt it though—as they've shown repeatedly, most conservatives only care about unborn children. Once you're born you're on your own, kid.

I'm pretty sure I had a Torsti bookcase from IKEA when I was in college.

Agree! Janelle Monáe and Miguel need to breed for the sake of humanity.

My favorite Audra performance ever: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-re…

Yeah, that sounds about right to me. Thanks for the data point :-)