I have a...ahem...friend who has dabbled with botox and fillers and I find these prices ridiculously low. Of course, it depends on the amount used, but even for one area, like the forehead, Botox costs way more than $455.

Nice try, hipsters! Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer was on this trend five years ago.

Jesus wept.

Well, he does have a good view up his shorts.

I think "free spirit" is Bachelor-speak for "I went to Burning Man once."

The. Best.

Grrr, Kinja. I'm here to serve:

"And I have a feeling Travolta lives in kind of a bubble."

That's impossible because Scientology cures dyslexia:

Goth schoolteacher with Dracula fang collar detail.

Jesus of Silverlake... You win.

Can we just stop saying "killing it" now?

LOL, no. Google is in lots of businesses beyond search.

But east coasters can't have In-N-Out so we're even.

My husband was contacted by a recruiter from Google a few years ago. She asked for his undergrad and grad school GPAs and his GRE score, among other things. Given that he was about 45 at the time I was impressed that he was actually able to dig that stuff up. By the way, his cumulative GPA was 3.8 and he got a perfect…

Yeah, that part of the story does not make sense.

"Childhood mixed with rum" is my new favorite flavor! Starbucks, get busy developing the childhood-mixed-with-rum latte at once!

Misogynist troll—you totally nailed me! Actually, this may be news to you, but when a couple splits there might actually be fault on both sides. If you want to believe that he's 100% at fault in this case and she's 100% blameless, well, that's your right. In my experience adult relationships don't usually work that…

Like I said, he's probably a lousy husband. But, every time I see Paula Patton she seems high or drunk, or...something. See her mugging exhibition at the 2012 Golden Globes, or her behavior at last Year's BET awards: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/wh…