Puppy-saving firemen are fine, but they can't hold a candle to my boyfriend, Astronaut Mike Dexter.

It's not just a millennial thing. I am decidedly un-millennial and I know plenty of people who don't know how to cook. I once dated a guy who did not know that one could make cookies without cookie dough from a tube.

Agreed! The chin spittle totally sells it!

The same could have been said of Dennis Richmond toward the end of his career. #localnewsslam

This reminds me of the time a non-american co-worker asked me, "Why do americans like everything to taste like pumpkin?" I explained that it was really the spices that are typically paired with pumpkin that we like. Fair question, though.

Thank you! This will keep me going until that loop materializes and becomes my new ringtone.

I need a loop of Stephen Merchant saying "Boom Shake the Room" now!

Dang, you Beat me to It!

Makes it easier to dispose of the bodies.

I'm reminded of one of my favorite 30 Rock quotes, from Colleen Donaghy: "You see, that's what feminism does. It makes smart girls with nice birthing shapes believe in fairy tales."

Could she be any cuter?!?!

Thank you! I think the author skipped over the facts in this controversy. The gun weirdos love Starbucks because Starbucks doesn't prohibit them from carrying their lethal fashion accessories in their stores. They're not protesting against Starbucks...well, until today they weren't.

Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for the help for the mentally ill politicians promised after Newtown.

ALWAYS!!!

Yeah, I rent vacation homes fairly often and I go out of my way to communicate that everyone in the group is over 40. Then I prove it by making sure there are enough real beds that nobody has to sleep on a sofabed. Olds HATE sofabeds!

Yeah, I'm not following how having an intellectual standard for romantic partners is patronizing. Intelligence has always been pretty high on my "must have" list for dudes. And nice teeth.

Actually, there's some pretty convincing science that consuming acidic foods with a meal can lower glucose: Vinegar supplementation lowers glucose and insulin responses and increases satiety after a bread meal in healthy subjects.

The shirtless husband post is cached:

Updudes!

I'm so sick of the conversation about Marissa Mayer, but the article is worth a read for hilarious over-simplifications like this: