Gotta be honest—this tactic would probably work on me too.
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Once you're done, you can toss the product in the trash.
This game makes me feel like a complete simpleton. I haven't even cracked 300 points! I keep playing it precisely because I'm so bad at it, thinking I have to get better eventually. But so far, not so much.
He is f-ing adorable, but I was totally distracted by the interviewer's horrible elocution. How do you get a job on TV when you talk like your tongue is glued to your teeth?
Agreed! Every time I hear a news story about any sort of government regulators, in my head I say "Regulators, mount up! "
What city has the most guys with mismatched arms?
Yeah, I lived in Denver for over 20 years and this doesn't ring true to me either. On the other hand the climate is extremely drying and aging. If I'm there for more than a few days I look like a withered crone. When I get back to California I go full Benjamin Button.
San Francisco weather is ideal for exercising outside. It's rarely too hot or too cold, and it's never too humid. Plus. we can't afford food after paying rent.
Yes, the gays definitely skew the curve on account of caring about their appearance and all.
Don't tell the Secret Service, but my girl crush on Michelle Obama has reached dangerous levels!
- longer shorts
I'll be sporting one of these, with a ruffled lace jabot, obvs.
+1 Zing!
Suck it, Suri!
I managed to succeed in public schools and graduate from an actual university despite never attending preschool. Somehow my high-school educated mother managed to prepare me for kindergarten all by herself! I know—I'm an inspiration.
It's not just you. His charms are lost on me.