Ugh. Can't we just do away with wedding gifts all together? They made sense when people got married at 18, but that rarely happens these days. At this point in my life, most of the weddings I go to are for financially secure couples in their thirties. It seems ridiculous for a couple in their thirties, both of whom…
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Wheek! Wheek! Wheek!
If stress can cause breast cancer then I probably just got breast cancer from reading that idiotic quote. Thanks a lot, Melissa Etheridge.
One baby in the back of a Prius, another one at the wheel of a Ferrari. Team Keyshawn all the way!
Um, isn't Soulja Boy pretty much unemployed himself? Seems like he should have plenty of time to do his own social media until the 2000s nostalgia tour gets going.
A structural engineer?
"Why not just get a goat that eats money and then hire some Swedish lady to pet the goat all day?"
Is there a Mrs. Santilli?
Every spring I find myself marveling at how many truly hideous tattoos there are in the world.
My daughter was planning to go to Oxy in the fall until last week, when she got into another school where she was wait-listed. I don't want to prejudge Oxy before the investigation is complete, but I have to say I'm pretty relieved.
Or just tune into a sports talk radio show.
Take a look at Mike Jeffries' face. Really drink it in. Now ask yourself why you should waste a nanosecond of your precious life fretting that you don't conform to his ideal of physical beauty. Now enjoy your weekend!
I vote for Vincent Kartheiser as Mr. Rogers. They can repurpose Pete Campbell's wardrobe!
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Life in the Bubble.
Word. In my experience, if you're the kind of person who says, "people either love me or hate me," I will definitely be in the latter camp.
CAVEAT: I never went to prom because I was totes too cool for school at that point in my life. I am also allergic to manufactured-mandatory-fun events. But, kids these days... The spending starts before prom now! At my kids' high school a boy can't simply ask a girl to prom, he has to plan an elaborately adorable…
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"I'm a very sexy baby."
Wake up, drink water, go back to sleep. Repeat as needed.
Just like Little Jackie says:
Ugh, I'm so sick of narcissism infecting every aspect of life. Sadly, this trend has trickled down to high school, too. Nowadays, high school boys are expected to choreograph an elaborate, public production in order to ask a girl to the prom. It's like everybody thinks they are the star of their own reality show.