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Because Australia also has a populist, climate-change-denying, pander to the Murdoch media right-wing fuckstain government. In our case, however, it’s run by a *real* Jesus freak albeit one who can still just about string a sentence together.

He told them he has a bigger boot 

I did a search for both “kitten” and “baby”*, and neither showed up, so obviously, this is an incomplete resource, at best.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

If he played for the USMNT, I guarantee he probably wasn’t very good at sports....

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

After this review, I might take a gander.

Nah, give Sam Raimi a HBO show set in The Xena/Hercules universe.

The best horror sequel is, as always, Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. It’s a horror film about making a horror film, starring the actual actress who starred in the original horror film being terrorized by the monster from that horror film. It’s so meta, it’s amazing.

Fuck the NCAA.

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

You can look at that way. I choose to look at it as Kobe letting this girl attend her dance recital, and letting a woman tell him “no” is a very big step for Kobe.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Awesome!