You idiot, you’ve turned to Youtube, not Netflix for additional British gardening programming. Also, get back to work, monkey.

I’m certain I’m alone on this, but I’m yearning for additional episodes of Monty Don in Big Dreams Small Spaces. In fact, I have gotten fed up with waiting on Netflix for my British gardening programming, that I’ve taken to Netflix to keep up with not only Gardener’s World, but Alan Titchmarsh’s Love Your Garden,…

I am of the other camp. I fully expected to go into the new series with the mostly-new cast and hate it, but something about it made me actually enjoy Paul Hollywood (who I typically hate) and I rather enjoyed (quite unexpectedly might I add) Noel Fielding.  

I came here for just a large read jpg that read “NONE OF THEM YOU FUCKING IDIOT.” 

When I win nearly a billion dollars, I’m going to buy this house and then rent it out to a moviestar horse and his pal Todd. Hopefully that all turns out okay.

It’s the best way to combine synergy and dinner time. Dynergy!

Counterpoint, I did my first grow in Seattle this summer. I grew about 5 plants, and used feminized or autoflowering seeds (hence start with good seeds). I opted for a spot in my yard that gets roughly 14 hours of sun in the height of summer. I fed on the same schedule as my tomatoes, and worked with both starting…

This will follow in the footsteps of Sparks and 4Loko and find itself outlawed in 4,3,2,1...

WTF? The Trader Joe’s around here said they discontinued the hatch chiles. LYING MOTHERFUCKERS. 

Hello neighbors to the north. Your summer days are long and great for growing cannabis. It’s extremely easy to do, hence the nickname “weed.” Compost + decent seed + water + sun. Enjoy your new gardening hobby. 

Are you referring to The Innocents from 1962, 2016 or the British TV series? Because if it’s the one from 1962, that movie is sooooo amazing. 

Here’s my issue with Blow Pops. I really like a normal sized lollipop, but both Blow and Tootsie Pops both have unnecessary filler in the middle, decreasing the amount of solid sugar. Plus the gum inside a blow pop is gross and tootsie roll flavor doesn’t go well with any flavor of lollipop, except maybe rootbeer…

I’ve never played Fortnight, but I tried out BattleGround, which is ostensibly the same thing, and my experience was basically the same, except that I found a car and drove the car all over trying to run people over, and then someone shot me through the windshield.

Fin.

I enjoy a 1946 flavor profile, so I love a lot of candy other people hate. Mary Janes and Bit O Honeys? Yes please. Those peanut butter taffy things? Yup. Candy Corn (and even better candy pumpkins)? GIVE THEM TO ME.

That said, I hate all of the following:
Necco Wafers
Good N Plenty (and to a lesser extent their sandy…

Maybe I don’t know how to read. Have you thought about that ableist?

This very same recipe also works delightfully with cocktail meatballs. 

I have taken the cheap crabby middle aged route and I won’t go see Maiden on new album tours, even though the stage set tends to be awesome, and will only go to the hits tours. 

This is the right answer, but if Lisa Loeb’s Stay is on that playlist, I’m at least going to listen to that. 

If only there was a decent replacement level quarterback out there somewhere. 

Oddly, I’ve revisited the British Office a few times recently, and because I always thought David Brent was a complete and unrelenting prick (moreso than Michael Scott, who was very occasionally a sympathetic character) it’s held up quite a bit better. It also helps that Tim and Gareth aren’t nearly the caricature…