I’d get that skull with the arby’s hat real quick.

In retrospect, Jordan Catalano was the least deserving of Angela’s affection. 

When it came out there was 1000% a White Castle in Jersey City as well as a White Castle / Church’s Chicken combo in Midtown, steps from Penn Station. There was also one in Williamsburg, which all things considered would have still been closer to Hoboken than New Brunswick.
Source: I lived there, and would eat crave…

A vegan White Castle slider is as pointless as driving from Hoboken to New Brunswick, when there’s a White Castle in Jersey City to which you could take the fucking PATH train. GODDAMNIT, Harold and Kumar know your stoner food geography!

Mine is vintage audio equipment. A few years ago I went on a really deep dive doing tons of reading on stereo gear from the 1960's - 1980's, and I love talking about it, buying gear, testing gear, fixing gear and in the end almost nobody has the fucks to give, because almost nobody wants a big component system with…

Counterpoint, I spent about $15 on a safety razor and pay next to nothing for the replacement blades and I get a closer shave than any of the expensive 8 blade gimmicks I’ve had over the years. 

Goatse is one thing, but it was tubgirl that ensured that I would never, ever be shocked by anything on the internet afterwards. 

chiropractor and certified athletic trainer

You call that thing a flatbread and nobody is batting a fucking eye. And honestly, if you’re topping it with the rest of the makings of a Reuben, why are you not using Russian dressing? Either way, it’s the internet and people will get mad at everything, regardless of how fucking dumb.

A recent cover that I just can’t get enough of is Binki Shapiro and Ed Droeste’s cover of Jerry Garcia’s Loser from the Day of the Dead comp. Lots of good stuff on that, but that rendition of Loser is just so fucking good. Unfortunately, it’s not on the youtube.

SMILF also deserves a better name. Great show, though.

This is how I felt with the octopus in Goonies. 

Lots of good questions in this thread, but uh...what dog sitting company is this and uh...is this type of service an upcharge?

Hell, I don’t even separate the cutlery, but there is a rack with little tongs that are shaped like the inside of a bowl. THAT’S WHERE THE GODDAMNED BOWLS GO!

I rarely critique Mrs RodeoMonkey’s cleaning skills, but I will say that unload and correctly load the dishwasher any time she puts anything in there, because goddamnit, there is a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher. 

I realized this a few weeks ago trying to pick up Cinderella’s Sexy Night out where I left off. Last I knew Cin’s fiary godmother was getting her in the mood for the masquerade ball, but now I’ll never know how this ends.

Goddamnit, I want a pair of those for Otis. 

MATES was an exceptional podcast, and was was one of the last things that MIB has done that has really made me laugh aloud.

You had me until “burgers are not sandwiches.” I’ll concede that hot dogs are not sandwiches (even if I disagree deep down), a hamburger is most certainly a sandwich. Meat between two pieces of breadstuffs. 

I spent almost 3 years working at a women’s fashion retailer once upon a time, and managed to come across the two worst bosses I’ve ever had.
The first was the head of marketing. He was a disgusting little man with his hair pulled back in a ponytail, whose idea of constructive criticism was screaming at everyone and…