Literally the only thing about any of this that interests me in the least is its tangential connection to the movie Bio-Dome. 

Jack in the Box completely got robbed. 

Do we know Judge Judy wouldn’t make a baller Supreme Court justice? 

• What condiment is totally worth making yourself? BBQ Sauce is best when homemade, because you can alter it to whatever your evil tastes desire.

Bonds didn’t pitch. 

The Frighteners is a sorely underrated movie.

Cro-Mags: Age Of Quarrel is a flawless crossover / hardcore record and everything since, all of the interpersonal drama, idiocy and garbage has resulted in a shitload of sub par to shitty records and some of the fucking dumbest ever.

Related to Paddington, I’ve taken to wearing nothing but a pair of galoshes, a blue rain slicker and a red hat.

The other option here is selling your stuff to the roommates, and investing in new home goods that aren’t crusted over with the filth of cohabitators.

I love that movie, because it’s goddamned terrifying. I once left a DVD copy of it in a rented cabin in the woods for future visitors. Someone out there prolly hates me for that one.

The clip above is my personal favorite. I lived in Queens for about 15 years and I don’t think until recently it got its fair shake as one of the most increidble places to eat not only in the country, but in the world. The place he visits was a block and a half from my apartment. Ali, the chef, is this larger than…

As a new gardner, I support the deaths of all the snails and slugs.

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?

The most mind boggling thing is that the Hard Rock Cafe was okay with at least two more shows there, but at the second of those was the last straw. According to the grapevine, some poor kid got hit in the face and his teeth were only attached by orthodonture, and his parents called their lawyers.

Name one player with better gift baskets.

Around the turn of the century the Hard Rock Cafe in NYC thought it was a good idea to host hardcore and metal shows. One night a friend was putting on a show there and the headlining band was one that attracted a fairly large skinhead following (partly due to their tongue in cheek song “Skinheads Rule!” the irony of…

God you’re so right. We went last week and my wife got a slice, because it had been heralded as the second coming of Pizzus Chrust, and it was so fucking gross.

Your last sentence is on the nose.

Goddamned babies, always looking for a handout.

Logan isn’t part of the MCU, but it’s hands down the best comic book movie ever made, in my nerdy estimation.