I cook dinner every night, and I probably couldn’t cook a steak to perfect medium (or medium rare, since that’s how I like it) because it’s not typically something I make for myself with any sort of frequency. In fact pretty much the only time I eat a steak is if I go out for a steak.
But a chicken? I’ll cook you a…

Wait, bodega? What else does one call the little store that sells chips and sodas and loosies and hash pipes and shit, but isn’t actually a deli?

I feel like I had wrestlemania on all fucking day. I’m on the west coast, and I think that I turned it on around 3pm, and it was still going when I was doing dishes after dinner at 9. I was texting with a couple friends who I’ve been to Wrestlemanias with, and honestly, there wasn’t much about Wrestlemania this year…

Fuck yeah.

Bawitaba -> Cowboy -> Devil Without a cause is second only to All Star -> Satellite -> Radio.

I may not agree with all your takes here, but the trio of songs that kicks off In an Aeroplane is fucking magical.

Maybe not as popular as Waiting Room -> Bulldog Front -> Bad Mouth, my favorite Fugazi triptych is off In on the Kill Taker with Casavettes -> Good Cop -> Walken’s Syndrome (with the bonus of that kicking off with Sweet and Low).

And maybe this is cheating because either song that bookends the Hope / Bikeage duet…

I wish that Netflix had an “Actually Popular” category, where they displayed the portion of their collection that’s above what I like to call the Vengeance line, as Die Hard With A Vengeance is currently at the bottom of the list of the 400 or so movies to have grossed $100 million or more.

If it’s after 6, I’m in a tuxedo. What am I, a farmer?

The best part of Waco is the Dr Pepper museum.

My favorite method is finding my favorite song by an artist and starting a radio station based on that song in Google music. If I hear something I like, I’ll thumbs up it, and then go back and check out the album the song came off. Sometimes it works better than others, but it’s definitely turned me on to more than a…

I’d like Home and Gardens TV to replace it with a fucking gardening show. As it stands I have to get my fill from Monty Don and the Brits.

You eat it until all the good bits are done and then you drink the broth.

I’m kind of disappointed that she wasn’t like, “You’re cute but your friend Domino’s is really more my type.”

This is the correct answer.

No mention of Arrested Development’s Burger King’s genius product placement? I’m shaking my head at my desk.

This here is the ham glaze that I’ve been using for years, because it’s fucking delicious and not as sweet as you’d think:

She’s not wrong. He let His chosen people work for nothing to build the Pyramids in Egypt. He’d be fine with the renumeration practices of the NCAA.

Growing up in Syracuse I never realized how spoiled I was having the Dino there. I still crave their chili.

My all time favorite meals are, and always will be Easter dinner at my grandmother’s house. Since she passed, I make it at my house, but it’s not the same. It never will be, and I’m okay with that.

Notable eating out experiences:
Breakfast: Stanley in New Orleans - I love breakfast, it’s one of my 3 or 4 favorite meals…