I haven’t used it in a few weeks, but the whole, “you need to be within 100 yards of the theater and pick up your tickets within 30 minutes” is probably the most frustrating part of movie pass, since I don’t live within that distance of any theaters. Typically I use it to see smaller movies anyway, but rolling the…

So I ran this. I have my Facebook account (which I rarely use, because Facebook is a trashdump that’s only good for scheduling things) locked down, and searching my name results in at least two pages of a Republican politician in CT, who is not me. So I scored like 200. I don’t have a “brand.” I’m just a fucking guy,…

May I simply suggest simply giving up on Twatterton wholesale?

I haven’t read all 300 comments yet, but here’s the one I hate / love:

For the love of Hollywood, Square Peg needs to get off Emmy’s mannedique.

Goddamned millennials cooking goddamned fish in the goddamned office.

One minor quibble, I imagine Tomsula pronounces the word “warsh.” As in “Jim don’t warsh down there.”

it ignores the fact that the black unemployment is still roughly double that of the white unemployment rate.

It sounds like Lisa is tearing him apart.

I haven’t owned a microwave since the turn of the century. Basically, I had a roommate who was vehemently against them citing rumors and iffy science. I learned to adapt over that year or so and just never bothered after that point, and for the most part a good toaster oven is the same footprint, but dows things…

That’s a good one. I definitely felt adultish when I bought an engagement ring.

The house thing is so spot on. I have books and youtube bookmarks and all sorts of shit, because while I love my house, I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing, and don’t want to be as clueless as the dipshits who owned it before us.

Our house. I don’t know if it’s because it was (and continues to be) a complete and total pain in the dick to buy a house in Seattle, but we did it. And within the first week of owning the motherfucker, we dropped $500 on a plumber, which was always something that the landlord would have taken care of. THAT felt…

For those of you who really want to show your love for Taylor Ham, there’s a fitted cap for that:

My father had two things that were gospel: 1) Never waste food. 2) The Parental Advisory stickers were to be believed and respected.
Based on the first scripture of Mr Rodeomonkey Sr, there was an oddball line of toys in the late 80's called Food Fighters, which were basically like plastic pizza slices with faces and…

There are pimps and drug dealers that take cards? Why am I still at work!?!

I’m disappointed that they didn’t let Cena do it.

I know of Damask (everything I’ve seen come out of that shop is gorgeous, but unfortunately not my style), but what’s the other one? I have a list of tattooers in Seattle that I want to work with, and I’d venture to guess a solid 75% are women at this point.

Does Continental still have the door guy who wears the stereotypical conical Asian farmer hat (I have no idea what they’re actually called that isn’t racist)? Or 10 shots for $10? The Continental is a weird, fairly shitty place.

Any tips for how to make air popped popping corn taste like...something? Without the fattenings, any flavor crystals just fall off to the bottom.