This is nothing compared to what happened later when Drake and Serena engaged in a long, drawn out deuce.

Thanks

+1 Gold. sadly only about 2% rate of understanding.

I hate that I get this.

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

It was hard for me for about two years, because one doctor told me I could wake up any morning and it might come back. So you wake up every day thinking, Today’s the day! Then it’s not.

Rob Gronkowski: Oh no, a wasted Trojan!

“Kid gets it.”

Reached for comment, Garrard said that, in the grand scheme, there’s almost no difference between the person who serves the Grand Slam and the one who eats it.

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hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

Can’t catch a break

Do you think ‘Bama fans will be mad about your book when someone reads it to them?

Aimless jogging (check) over massive distances (check) on all parts of the field (check), with no ultimate purpose other than to pass time as the real game goes on around you (check), while fans are momentarily amused as the players look on with disgust (check). This dog is named Michael Bradley’s 2014 World Cup.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

The second one was the killer.

Mayor Stern: [Relocates City Hall to Staten Island]

All my dyslexics live in Texas.